So The Cool Wall for the drivers.

Jenson Button: Well he is the reigning world champion. He is British. He is dating a model. He is proving his doubters wrong. We all thought Lewis Hamilton would be better than JB but we're wrong. Jenson Button is without a doubt Sub-Zero.

Lewis Hamilton: He is a known rule-breaker. He drives aggressively. He dates the only pussycat doll people have heard of. He is the youngest person ever to win the F1 championship. He has been labeled a dickhead. He has the support of Damon Hill. He out drove the F1 champion in his rookie season. On the flip side Bernie Eccelstone is a fan. Despite this Lewis Hamilton is Sub-Zero.

Michael Schumacher: 1994. 1995, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004. Count them. Michael Schumacher is Sub-Zero.

Nico Rosberg: He looks like the typical pretty boy. As soon as he goes home I bet he sorts out his hair. Sorry Nico you are Uncool.

Sebastian Vettel: Well he has been on pole 3/4 times. He won the race where he was not on pole. That's bad. It gets worse. Sebastian Vettel calls his car "Luscious Liz". This makes Sebastian Vettel Seriously Uncool.

Mark Webber: He is performing worse than his seriously uncool teammate. Mark is a great guy but for now he is Uncool.

Felipe Massa: He is back after a head injury and he lead the championship after race 3. I think it's tough to argue. Felipe Massa is Cool.

Fernando Alonso: A two time world champion, a race winner this season. How can he not be cool? Simple, he is a cock. He left McLaren because Lewis Hamilton was faster. He pushed ahead of Massa in the pit lane in the last race. Ferrari have said they have nothing to do with that. We have the F1 cock. Fernando Alonso is Seriously Uncool.

Rubens Barrichello: He is just so likable. He's been around for a long time and deserves a good spot on the cool wall after the luck he's had. Rubens Barrichello is Cool.

Nico Hülkenberg: Nico who? Exactly. The reigning GP2 champion has no points so far and he should get some. End of. Nico Hülkenberg is Uncool.

Robert Kubica: He is outperforming his Renault. He is challenging for the world championship. He is however friends with Fernando Alonso. That makes Uncool.

Vitaly Petrov: He is Russian. He isn't afraid of the big boys. He has the support of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. He has achieved a points finish in his 4th race. He is actually Sub-Zero.

Adrian Sutil: He drives for Force India. Despite being Lewis Hamilton's best friend he is Uncool.

Vitantnio Liuzzi: He drives for Force India. That's that. Liuzzi is Uncool.

Sebastien Buemi: He beat his team mate last year and is now getting a taste of his own medicine. Buemi is Seriously Uncool.

Jaime Alguersuari: Jaime is the guy who is giving Sebastien Buemi a taste of his own medicine. Jaime Alguersuari is Sub-Zero.

Jarno Trulli: This has has been around in F1 for way too long and done way too little. Now he's complaining about his car. Shut up and get Racing. Jarno is Seriously Uncool.

Heikki Kovalaienen: He is making the most of his Lotus team. After stuggles with McLaren the pressure is off and he is doing quite well. I have therefor decided to label Hekki as a Cool driver.

Karun Chandhok: Don't ask me to explain it. I don't get why but I just think this guy is cool. I just don't get it. Karun Chandhok is Cool.

Bruno Senna: Thanks to his last name he is cool. This however comes under the condition that he produces results. I do not want to see another Nelson Piquet Jr. If I do, Bruno will be the most uncool driver on the grid. For now though, Bruno Senna is Cool.

Pedro de la Rosa: I'm in two minds. He is receiving stick from his boss, but I think it is unjust. I'm putting his fate in the hands of his next performance. For now he is Uncool.

Kamui Kobayashi: He is failing to live up to his hype. That is annoying and certainly not cool. Kamui Kobayashi is Seriously Uncool.

Timo Glock: He is being outperformed by his rookie team mate. His decision to join Virgin was admiralble but not cool. Timo Glock is Uncool.

Lucas di Grassi: He is beating his team mate. He is Brazillian. He is a rookie. He is Cool.